Monday, June 15, 2009

Not Me Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did NOT have to have a talk with two of my 1st & 2nd grader male students this week at VBS about not looking at each other's parts while they are at the urinals in the bathroom. Nope, NOT me!

I did NOT walk into my master bathroom this weekend and find my daughter trying to wipe her rear end. She did NOT then proceed to ask me to "check" it for her. After I did NOT check it for her she then did NOT tell me that I was her "official butt checker" because that's what moms do! No that isnt my official title now!

I was NOT so tired this weekend from getting up every morning at 5 am last week and working till 4 pm and then VBS till 9 pm that I did NOT sleep till 12pm Saturday & Sunday. What kind of her mother am I?

I am NOT so excited about my new career with Mary Kay and I am NOT off to a great start! I am NOT eager to get new clients (even over the blogosphere) and NOT happy about the money I am NOT making!


  1. THAT is funny...
    those darn kids say the funniest things-don't they!?

  2. We had VBS two weeks ago and I was exhausted by the end of it too! Too funny about being the offical butt checker!!

  3. I bet you are thrilled with your Official Butt Checker title! Too funny! Happy Monday!

  4. Reagan is three, and I am her official butt checker as well! Maybe we should start a club...

  5. AnonymousJune 15, 2009

    I love it, "Offical Butt Checker"...I'm ready for those days.

  6. Mary Kay's old house is just down the street from our church. It is VERY pink.

  7. I am an official butt checker as well!! Isn't motherhood glamourous!?